The Beggar and the Angel

A beggar met an angel. The beggar asked the angel,” How long have you been in heaven?”
The angel replied, “It’s hard to explain to you. Those who live in heaven always live in heavenly time, no matter where they go. For example, one minute of my time there is equal to 100 years of your earthly time.”
The beggar asked, “What about money?”
The angel replied, “That’s also different. For instance, just one of my heavenly dollars is equal to one million US dollars.”
Then the beggar asked, “Can you give me a heavenly dollar?”
The angel said, “Wait a minute!”